Monday, January 21, 2013

From the Liar: “Beige People” Issue Protest

From the annals of the National Liar
Volume 3, #1, April 1, 1996

        “Beige People” Issue Protest


         “We’re not white; we’re beige!” declared Elmo Earl of the Beige People’s Liberation Front. The infamous racial demagogue proclaimed to thousands of cheering followers, “Snow is white. Paper is white. Milk and soap subs are white. Clouds are white. Bones are white. But we aren’t. We’re another color. We’re beige!
         Mr. Earl pointed out that the color of paper and the color of Caucasian skin are clearly distinguishable to the eye. He argued, “Suppose you went down to the grocer and got a carton of milk. If it turned out to be full of a liquid exactly the same color I am, would you drink it? No you wouldn’t! You’d bring it back for a refund! And why? Because milk is white, and I’m not! I’m beige!”
         He went on to tell similar stories about how odd beige-looking paper or snow or clouds or soap suds would seem. “Beige bones!” he cried. “I’d hate to be white. It sounds so... dead. If one day you woke up white, you’d call the doctor!”
         “People see what they believe. When we say what isn’t so, we’ll see what isn’t there,” he noted. “Have you ever actually met a white person?”
         Mr. Earl went on to point out that the people known as “black” are, in fact, actually colored brown. He noted, “If you wrote with a pen the color of Louis Farrakhan on paper the color of Patrick Buchanan, you’d need a bright light to read what you wrote! And why? Because they aren’t different colors; they’re different shades of the same color!”
         “Interior decorator politics!” he raged, to the cheers of the crowd. “All this trouble; all these trials and riots and marches and wars; over what? Over tint!
         “If you call things what they are not, then you will do things that you should not. People are called black and white, but there are no black people. There are no white people. Some people are brown, and some are beige. I am beige.”
         The crowd roared its approval.
         Shortly after the rally, the Beige People’s Liberation Front issued a communique denying that its spokesman meant to imply any criticism of albino persons of any ethnicity. “We are sensitive to the concerns of albino persons, who are yet another counter-example to America’s delusions about race.”

1 comment:

  1. Radical Farrakhan-nists and Fee-Palestine bigots:
    Do Brown Black Lives matter...if they're Israelis?


    Since color has become a language somehow, and anti Israel bigots distort, then let's remind, most Israelis are "brown," in terms of stats. You have also many Ethiopian Jews.

    No wonder the propagandists will never show democratic multiracial Israel in day to day lives.

    Or elaborate on anti-black racism in the Goliath Arab world. Though all non Arabs have been through racism in that world.


    But of course Israeli security concerns are just that. Unrelated to any "color" or "race." Actually, speaking of racism, yes, Arab Muslim attackers target only Jews. Talk about real racism.


    True, hijacking of term 'it's racism," is as old as Palestine propaganda emerged by holocaust denier Issa Nakhleh who began in June-17-1949 the "like the Nazis and worse than nazis" line (and by Nov-14-1972 said all 6,000,000 were alive and Hitler "didn't" kill, and represented 'Muslim Congress' at Holocaust deniers convention in 1981), then picked up in 1960 by Nazi Tacuara saluter Ahmad Shukairy who by Oct-17-1961 added that garbage-touch apartheid slur too and questioned Catholic Uruguayan rep. Enrique Fabregat's loyalty, stating because he's (supposedly) a Jew. And both, of course were Hitler's ally ex-mufti Islamic leader al-Husseini avid fans. With Shukairy his aide.

    Speaking of ex Mufti's admirers... Sufi Abdul Hamid, infamous 'Black Hitler' in NY who called to drive out Italians and Jews in the 1929-30, was also his admirer.


    One might begin to argue there is such a thing as "pro Palestine", (only) when Farrakhan linked Ilhan Omar / Linda Sarsour / Rashida Tlaib will have a routine of decrying Arab Muslim suffering when it's not in context of Israel (who has been facing existential threat ever since) but suffering when by Arab Muslim entities. One would then hear about a real en-masse massacre. Such as hundreds of thousands in Syria, current example. And if they begin to do anything along the line, then no lip service please. But with that same "passion" as in fake "sympathy" played at the 'other' case.

    The absentee reason is clear. Self explanatory. Because pro Palestine is a cover for anti Israel and often anti ALL Jews.

    A note re L Farrakhan, that guy with his "blue eyes are the devil," when he uttered his "termites" venom, his genocidal hint was clear under the veil. For more about Dehumanization in radical Islamic Arab or even mainstream racist "Palestinian" education and sermons, search for "apes and pigs, Palestinians". Or see PalWatch and MEMRI.